— Kurt Cobain (via lost-ly)
Skeletons make the best pets. Shelter? They can sit out in 100 degree weather for days on end. Water? They don’t have kidneys or organs to process it into their bodies. Food? They think that shit is for wimps and losers. Basically, if you want a cool as hell pet, consider a skeleton. Scares the shit out of your annoying neighbor’s eight year olds. Go ahead, cry and wet your pants all you want, this bad boy ain’t going nowhere.